Wife is not part of furniture, until screwed on bed.
"Patience" is a naked woman lying down with her legs apart under a banana tree.
A male gynaecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
Whether or not sex is better than pot, depends on the pusher.
I am not a slut. It's just hard to say NO.
When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.
Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives!
You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women.
There are 3 stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.
I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small...
