NYC-The city that never sleeps...
With the same person twice!
When luck works, nothing fucks;
When luck fucks, nothing works!
If necessity is the mother of invention, then frustration is the father of masturbation!
Always marry a woman with small palms. It makes your dick look bigger !
Slogan on a boy's T-shirt: Please tell your boobs not to stare at my eyes.
When the toilet paper of experience is depleted, the *** of reason goes unwiped.
My wife and I finally became sexually compatible... We achieve simultaneous headaches.
Did God make you an asshole, or did you evolve?
A hooker once told me she had a headache.
Go on. Add some variety to your sex life... Use the other hand!
