Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?
My wife and I finally became sexually compatible...We achieve simultaneous headaches.
Height of conceit : Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
My wife says my sex drive has taken up walking.
Cleavage is something you can look down on and approve of at the same time
Educatuon is like hiring a prostitute, it needs both money & hard work.
Fate is like getting raped, if u can't fight it learn to enjoy it.
Work is like a gangbang, ten people are behind ur ass 2 take ur place.
Go braless: it'll pull the wrinkles out of your face
Friends are like condoms; they protect you when things get hard.
