You know it's always business doing pleasure with you
I'm definitely claustrophobic. I have a morbid fear of tight spaces. Thankfully, with my girlfriend, I'll never have a problem with that
Never dance naked because the body has parts that do not stop moving when the music stops.
Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl
I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover.
Guys are like roses, just watch out for the pricks.
I'm so horny, I get aroused when I squeeze into a tight parking place.
Text msgs are like a blow job from an amateur prostitute......short sweet and cheap!
My pregnant girlfriend reminds me of a burned cake. I wish I had removed it a minute earlier.
