I think I've reached my sexpiration date.
Do a mouse a favour... Eat a Pussy!
When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!
If you are being raped and you cannot defend yourself... keep still and enjoy it!
Life is like a dick! When it's hard Fuck it!
The secret to getting rid of unwanted pubic hair is to spit.
The difference between Niagara and Viagra is that Niagara falls.
Here is the definition of divorce.......She gets the ring and the man gets the finger!
I wonder how long it's gonna be before a feminist pilot refuses to enter the cockpit.
Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. -Robbin Williams
