See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
Homosexuality is god's way of insuring that the truly gifted aren't burdened with children.
Okay, okay, I take it back! UnScrew you!
Give a man free hands, and you'll know where to find them.
A botany student has brought to our attention the fact that Penis is the only thing that has to be grown before it is planted!
Constipation is the thief of time
I Must Be a Proctologist Because I Work With Assholes.
Virgin Airline ad: "We are more experienced than our name suggests!
Whoever said talk is cheap hasn't seen phone sex bills.
Avoid rape - say yes!
