"It's the good girls that keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time." -Tallulah Bankhead
Friends are like BRAs...close to your heart, and full of support.
Definition of an orgasm: Gland Finale.
Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed?
If size doesn't matter, why I am so popular?
If I wanted to listen to an asshole I would have farted.
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
A penis is the lightest thing in the world...even a thought can raise it.
Flies spread disease - keep yours zipped
Q: What does the receptionist at the sperm clinic say to clients as they are leaving?
A: Thanks for coming.
