Without the rubber tree the whole world would have AIDS.
If men had periods, they'd brag about the size of their tampons.
For complete control of your computer...grab the mouse by it's ball.
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
As confused as a blind lesbian in a fish market.
Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.
It's Okay to kiss a nun, as long as you don't get into the habit.
Sow your wild oats on Saturday night -- Then on Sunday pray for crop failure.
Banning the bra was a big flop.
If you go around acting like an asshole, sooner or later, you will be covered in crap.
