Nuns don't wear bra because they believe that God supports bloody every damn thing!
Have you ever wondered what a female cat calls her reproductive organ?
Dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Define Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink, and be Mary!
Nobody dies a virgin. Life fucks all
So much is spent on breast implants and viagra but almost none on Alzheimer's. Soon there will be people with big tits and huge erections but can't remember what for
Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians
I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls.
A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to want to take it off you
Tomorrow is National Orgasm day...Hope you can come
