Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date
Virginity is not dignity or security, but it is lack of opportunity
When on the ladder of success, don't let boys look up your dress
Barbie is not a slut- her legs don't open
Flies spread disease. Keep yours zipped
Marriage changes passion...suddenly you're in bed with a relative
Never raise hands to angry child, it leaves your groin exposed.
Atheist achieving orgasm: Oh Random! Oh, Chance
Yesterday I kissed a girl in a private place... We were behind a tree
Opinion is like an ass hole, everyone has one
