Don't keep a man guessing too long- he's sure to find the answer somewhere else
Avoid rape - say yes
A mistress lies between a mister and a mattress
Thou shalt not commit adultery...unless in the mood
Assassins do it from behind
Chess players mate better
Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
Excuses are like asses everyone's got em and they all stink
Celibacy is not hereditary
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
