Good sex can correct poor posture, or at least make it stand up straight
Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and in demand
Why is brassiere singular and panties plural ?
Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids
Then there was the fella who got a viagra tablet stuck in his throat............he got a stiff neck
I'm not attracted by a girl's mind ... But by what she doesn't mind
Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?
Good girls go to heaven. Bad girls go anywhere!
Gettin' married is like getting into a bath tub. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
