A prostitute who likes bondage is usually strapped for cash.
Hard work is the keyhole to sexaphone.
One who farts in church sits in one's own pew.
"Artificial Insemination" is procreation without recreation.
Men have more hair on chest than woman but women have more on the hole.
Being a "good listener" just means you're can wait a little longer for some pussy.
Men are like cement. After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.
Pubic hair is just organic dental floss.
Don't drink and park - accidents cause people.
It take many nails to build a crib but only one screw to fill it.
