Crack found in man's buttocks.
If your girl is still a virgin, respect her enough and keep it that away.
Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
Woman who fall in love with elevator operator, usually get the shaft.
The most expensive meal you ever eat is pussy!
Passionate kiss like spider's web soon lead to undoing of fly.
Snow White is sitting on Pinocchio's face and she says "tell me a lie"
Boys are like mascara, they run on the first sign of emotion.
A girl's best asset is her 'lie' ability.
Man who kisses girl's behind, gets crack in face.
