Crossing dinosaur with a pig, will make Jurassic Pork.
Squirrel who runs up a woman's leg does not find nuts.
Men who put cream in tart, not always a baker.
He who places head in sand, will get kicked in the end!
New wives are like computers, they go down unexpectedly.
If your girlfriend starts smoking, slow down and use a lubricant.
A transvestite is a man who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.
Girl who douches with vinegar walk around with sour puss.
Gaseous clouds have been detected around Uranus.
Company who makes women's vibrators is called, Genital Electric.
