Girl who sits on Judge's lap gets honourable discharge.
Virginity is not dignity, it's lack of opportunity.
Marriage is like taking a bath. After you've been in it for a while, it isn't so hot.
It takes many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
Man that is stuck in pantry has his ass in jam.
Girl who is wallflower at party is dandelion in bed.
Man who farts in church sits in his own pew!
Crowded elevator always smell different to midget.
A hard on does not count as personal growth.
A chicken is the result of a sitting hen, while a baby is the result of a standing cock.
