Has anyone else noticed that mirrors look really sexy?
Beauty is only a light switch away!
When you're drunk, leftovers aren't so bad... this may or may not be about just food.
Niagara Falls and Viagra Rises.
An Impotent Loser is one who can't even get his hopes up.
It's not what you wear, it's how you take it off.
Nobody cleans a house faster than a guy expecting sex!
Man with hard problem usually give it to woman.
Nymphomaniac: The name given to a woman by a man who doesn't want to have sex as much as she does.
Money can buy happypenis!