The best defense against rape, is to beat off the attacker.
I wonder why a gynaecologist leaves the room when women get undressed?
Woman who falls in love with an elevator operator, usually gets the shaft.
Deaf people have phone sex by fax.
Cooking is a lot like masturbation - you only do it when there's no woman around!
If you want to raise your University grades, lower your standards.
The best things in life aren't things!
Periods are punishment for not getting pregnant.
It's not how deep you fish, it's how you wiggle your worm.
Chess players mate better!