People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.
Man who is jacking off with almond moisturiser is fucking nuts.
Girl who sits on a judge's lap gets an honourable discharge.
Men that go to bed with itchy butt wake up with sticky fingers.
Virgin: On the Verge but not in!
One who stands on toilet seat is high on pot.
Man who try doggie style sex, won't want to face his wife again.
Man in shower playing with tool not necessarily plumber.
Isn't every child a 'Fucking' trophy?
Having sex on an elevator is wrong on so many levels.