At a nudist wedding, you don't have to ask - you can see who the best man is.
Crowded elevator smells different to midget.
One who lives in glass house should change clothes in the basement.
A feminist who flies upside down has crack up.
Will small children have as much fun in infancy as couples do in adultery?
Man with five dicks will have pants that fit like a glove.
A penis has a hole in the end so men can be open-minded.
One who scratches ass should not bite finger nails.
Husbands are like fires; they go out when left unattended.
Naked one who lies in a wheat field, is in risk of being reaped.