My masturbating addiction is really getting out of hand. I really need to get a grip of myself.
Blowjobs are like flowers for men.
A flaccid penis is hard to beat.
Dildos are for pussies.
A prostitute with a degree in psychology will blow your mind.
Everything tastes better when you're hungry. Except if you're eating pussy.
The worst thing about oral sex is the view.
Men with hands in pockets feel cocky all day.
A man with his tool in a woman's mouth can also be a dentist.
Success is like masturbation, only your own hand can let you achieve it.
