Boys should tell their trousers that it's rude to point!
A man with his hands in pockets feels foolish, but a man with holes in pockets feels nuts.
Men who masturbate only screwing self.
A Rubik's Cube is like a penis. The longer you play with it, the harder it gets.
If you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut.
Oral sex makes one's day, but anal sex makes one's hole weak.
6.9: Oral sex ruined by a period.
Success is like masturbation, only ur own hand can let u acheive it.
Q: What do you call it when a person with multiple personality disorder masturbates?
A: An orgy.
Masturbation is like procrastination, it's all good and fun until you realize you are only fucking yourself.
