"An erection at will is the moral equivalent of a valid credit card." -Alex comfort
There's no business like show business, but there's no job like a blowjob.
Anal intercourse is for assholes.
If you use the electric vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time -Louise Sammons.
An erection does not constitute personal growth
If you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut
95% of guys masturbate...the other 5% lie
The best thing about masturbation is that you don't have to talk afterwards
Imagination is intelligence with an erection
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day
