Girlfriend pregnant: (A)bandon (S)tay (J)ump For Joy
Sex is like air, the less you have the more important it becomes
Yawning is an orgasm for your face
Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing
I'm not bald. It's a solar panel for a sex machine
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope
Men who propagate that the dog is a man's best friend, have obviously never seen or stroked or played withs a tight pussy
Good girls spit, Bad girls swallow, Naughty girls gargle
Man who finger girl having period get caught red handed
Sex is the price women have to pay for marriage. Marriage is the price men have to pay for sex
