My wife is a sex object. Evertime I ask for sex, she objects
Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage
Sex is an emotion in motion
I love you in blue. I love you in red but most of all. I love you in bed
Sex is like pizza. When its good, its VERY GOOD. When its bad, its Still pretty good
The most enjoyable form of sex education is the Braille method
Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth
What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick
Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning
There are three stages to sex in a person's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly
