A pussy is like a potato chip: You can't eat just one.
Too much sex is not good for one but rather nice for two!
Sex is a killer...want to die happy?
Nature invented sex as a reward for letting go of childhood.
Practice safe sex, go fuck yourself.
I believe in safe sex...I've got a handrail around the bed
All those who proclaim that dog is man's best friend, have evidently not played with a pussy.
You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me
There is a tax on sex... it's called 'children'.
Go on. Add some variety to your sex life...Use the other hand!