Instant sex will never be better than the kind you have to peel and cook.
Condoms should have perferations; They'd be easier to get off then.
Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love
Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.
Too much sex is not good for one, but rather nice for two!
Sex is like snow... You never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last.
There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.
God gave us all a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time.
Sex relieves tension - love causes it