Are you into casual sex, or should I dress up?
Sex is my religion.. let us pray!
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer!
Good manners are the lubricant of social intercourse
Sex is nobody's business except the three people involved.
A nymphomaniac is a women as obsessed with sex as the average man.
How can you tell if a girl is a redneck?
She can suck a dick and chew tobacco at the same time, and know what to spit and what to swallow.
Don't laugh...it could be YOUR girlfriend that's making this car shake!
One of us is thinking about sex.......O.K., now it's two.
My first sexual experience took place in my girlfriend's living room. Then she came downstairs and ruined it.