Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.
Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly.
Sex is like a bridge game; if you have a good hand, no partner is needed.
Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself!
A girl's legs are her best friends, but the best of friends must part.
I read so many bad things about sex that I had to give up reading.
Hacking is like sex. You get in, you get out, and hope that you didn't leave something that can be traced back to you.
Go braless: it'll pull the wrinkles out of your face.
Sex is like rain. It all depends on how many inches you get.
Laughter is an orgasm triggered by the intercourse of sense and nonsense
