Autocorrect still thinks I want to say 'duck' 12 times a day!
When it comes to oral sex, being a woman sucks!
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Politicians are like sperm, one in a million turns out to be human being.
Every dog has his day but the nights belong to pusses.
I'm not fat. I'm just so sexy, it overflows.
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere... but call it a haemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
Most of the guys have no trouble committing...
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adultery!
Silence doesn't mean your sexual performance left her speechless!
Are golf balls as painful as athlete's foot?