I suffer from a sexually transmitted disease... children.
There was a fire at the Viagra factory last night. It went up in no time.
Blowjobs are like songs. Unless you finish, they really don't count!
Clothes make a man. Naked people have little or no influence in society.
Ladies, when it comes to doggy style I'm 100% behind you!
Remember, no one is perfect. Everyone's ass has a crack in it.
Love is like a rug. You can lay me, walk on me, even take me out and beat me.
I'm not a lesbian but my girlfriend is.
Golf is a lot like sex. You don't have to be good at it to enjoy it.
Best way to make wife's panties wet every day, is to do the laundry.
