The best defense against rape, is to beat off the attacker.
I love oral sex... it's the phone bill I hate.
One woman's hobby is sometimes another woman's hubby.
Sex is one of the most beautiful, wholesome and natural things that money can buy.
Profanity is the crutch of inarticulate assholes!
I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination.
I wonder why a gynaecologist leaves the room when women get undressed?
I was only looking at your nametag, honest!
Is 'ea' 69 for midgets?
A debutant male actor in a porn movie would be a "New Cum-er"!
