You know you've had a productive day when you run out of semen!
Any man who says that he can see right through a woman is sure missing a lot!

We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then the things get worse!

If someone is ignoring you, display cleavage!

Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

Men who say women belong in the kitchen obviously don't know what to do with them in the bedroom!

Woman who falls in love with an elevator operator, usually gets the shaft.
Deaf people have phone sex by fax.

Faith in Humanity is like virginity. Most people lose it as soon as they grow up!

Flirting is a promise of sexual intercourse without a guarantee!