You know you've had a productive day when you run out of semen!

Any man who says that he can see right through a woman is sure missing a lot!

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We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then the things get worse!

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If someone is ignoring you, display cleavage!

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Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

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Men who say women belong in the kitchen obviously don't know what to do with them in the bedroom!

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Woman who falls in love with an elevator operator, usually gets the shaft.

Deaf people have phone sex by fax.

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Faith in Humanity is like virginity. Most people lose it as soon as they grow up!

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Flirting is a promise of sexual intercourse without a guarantee!

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