Nipples: Nature's thermometer!
Women are like bombs. If they don't blow, they're pointless.
Whether or not sex is better than pot depends on the pusher.
Divorce is the screwing you get for the screwing you got.
Boobs are to men what laser pointers are to cats.
Ladies love ERECTIONS because they're always straight and to the point!
Beauty is only a light switch away!
The one who hesitates... later masturbates!
When you're drunk, leftovers aren't so bad... this may or may not be about just food.
Gay people are such great dressers because they've spent a lot of time in the closet.
