If you want to raise your University grades, lower your standards.
Passionate kiss is like a spider's web. It soon leads to undoing of fly.
Only men or married women know that it's not only the sun that rises in the morning!
Sex is poor man's Polo!
Niagara Falls and Viagra Rises.
Men are like mini skirts - if you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.
Man who farts in church sits in his own pew.
Couple who cross LSD with birth control pills, get a trip without the kids.
The best things in life aren't things!
If men had breasts, they would wear off the pockets of their shirts.
