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An Impotent Loser is one who can't even get his hopes up.

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Periods are punishment for not getting pregnant.

It's not how deep you fish, it's how you wiggle your worm.

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It's not what you wear, it's how you take it off.

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Graffiti in Men's Toilet:
What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands!

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Nobody cleans a house faster than a guy expecting sex!

Women, you give them an inch... And they want 6 more!

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Mean people suck - nice people swallow!

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Man with hard problem usually give it to woman.

Nymphomaniac: The name given to a woman by a man who doesn't want to have sex as much as she does.

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