
An Impotent Loser is one who can't even get his hopes up.

Periods are punishment for not getting pregnant.
It's not how deep you fish, it's how you wiggle your worm.

It's not what you wear, it's how you take it off.

Graffiti in Men's Toilet:
What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands!

Nobody cleans a house faster than a guy expecting sex!
Women, you give them an inch... And they want 6 more!

Mean people suck - nice people swallow!

Man with hard problem usually give it to woman.
Nymphomaniac: The name given to a woman by a man who doesn't want to have sex as much as she does.