If you're depressed and think you might need Viagra, see a professional. If that doesn't work, see a doctor!
Man have more hair on chest than woman; but on whole, woman have more.
If it wasn't intended to be eaten, it wouldn't be shaped like a Taco.
Money can buy happypenis!
Chess players mate better!
I used to be into necrophilia and beastiality... but then I realized I was just kicking a dead horse.
Make love, not war. Hell do both, get married.
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.
Horny wives are like computers, they go down unexpectedly.
Man who is jacking off with almond moisturiser is fucking nuts.
