Nobody's ugly after 2 AM!
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
He who lights the fuse of love, gets big bang.
Wife who puts her husband in a doghouse will soon find him in a cathouse.
He who hesitates, finally masturbates!
Girl who sits on a judge's lap gets an honourable discharge.
Females are like roads - more the curves, more dangerous they are.
Man who marries girl with no bust have right to feel low down.
Men that go to bed with itchy butt wake up with sticky fingers.
Whether or not sex is better than pot, depends on the pusher.
