Marriage: Where you have to keep paying for sex long after you had it.
The carpenter's heavy tools were uncomfortable so he got a little sore.
An airplane girl is a blonde who has a black box.
A kiss is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise.
One who stands on toilet seat is high on pot.
If bitches could fly, my school would be a fucking airport.
Optimist: A woman who loads up the CD changer before making love.
Wearing Crocs is a great way to protect one's virginity.
Without a doubt, women are the foundation stone of the society; but always remember who laid them.
A skeleton was trying to fart in a crowded place but in the end it couldn't because it had no guts.
