If a bulldog and a shitsu are mated, it would be called a "bullshit".
Everything is made in China. Except babies, they're made in Vagina!
Amish woman's secret fantasy is two Mennonite.
Sex is like a Ford Explorer. Going too fast may cause a roll-over injury.
The difference between wives and husbands is that wives want to videotape the birth of their child while the Husbands want to videotape the conception.
Boobs are like sodas, nobody likes them flat.
Most Sports are unlike real life. You can not score with two balls on the field.
Nipples: Nature's thermometer
If there was no sex, people would love each other for the right reasons.
Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Never mind, it's too long.
