If size doesn't matter, how come my girlfriend's vibrator isn't three inches and crooked?
If Monday was a person, I would surely kick its balls.
I'm having a party later in the day for people with premature ejaculation. But feel free to come as early as you wish.
Man who try doggie style sex, won't want to face his wife again.
Real woman makes your dick hard, not your life!
Women are like a bottle of wine. Sometimes it's difficult to get their top off.
When you find it hard to keep a girl, find a girl that keeps it hard.
Marriage is like taking a bath... after you've been in it for a while, it isn't so hot.
A platonic relationship develops after two good friends are tired of screwing each other.
Virginity is a big issue over a small tissue.
