Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Man in shower playing with tool not necessarily plumber.
Woman who absentmindedly answers the door in her nightie is Negligent.
When people say "It's better than sex".
Obviously, they've never had sex with me.
Nobody cleans a house faster than a man expecting to get laid.
I don't need sex because the government fucks me everyday.
Isn't every child a 'Fucking' trophy?
PMS: Penis Must Suffer!
I believe in safe sex. I've got a handrail around the bed.
