I do my housework in the nude. It gives me an incentive to clean the mirrors as quickly as possible.
The tan lines that girls get after sunbathing are almost like god came down and highlighted all the important parts.
The boner stands up for what it believes in.
Anal sex: It's not for pussies.
I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big dick or huge tits.
Behind every great woman, there is a guy looking at her ass.
A pregnant woman swallowing a load isn't like feeding potential siblings to the foetus.
Marriage... Everything's hard, except your dick.
Sex without love is like cookies without milk... Still pretty fucking awesome!
Porn is so unrealistic. I delivered pizza for three years, not one girl sucked my dick.
