My masturbating addiction is really getting out of hand. I really need to get a grip of myself.
Why F1 when so many good looking babes in the arena!
Practice safe text - use commas and never miss a period.
Blowjobs are like flowers for men.
All of my orgasms are handmade.
Whenever you see a woman and an opportunity, don't screw the opportunity!
Love never divides it only multiplies.
A cannibal is a person who likes to see other people stewed.
Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
Sex without love is like ice cream without sprinkles, still pretty fucking awesome.
