A man is only as faithful as his options.
Gay men come out of the closet. Lesbian women come out of the kitchen.
A bitch is not a bitch enough until she can awaken the wolf in you.
Work is like a gang bang, ten people are behind your ass to take your place.
Money is just like arse. Everybody has it, but nobody wants to give it!
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
Boobs are a proof that men can focus at two things at a time!
An impotent loser is a man who can't even get his hopes up.
At a nudist wedding, you don't have to ask - you can see who the best man is.
Crowded elevator smells different to midget.
