Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
One who lives in glass house should change clothes in the basement.
Gay dinosaur is called Mega-sor-ass.
Everything tastes better when you're hungry. Except if you're eating pussy.
My wife is so bad at sex, I close my eyes and pretend she's my hand.
A transvestite is a man who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.
Always wear stealth condoms...they'll never see you coming.
To get rid of unwanted pubic hair, one must spit.
Multi-tasking: Screwing up several things at once.
A vigorous masturbation session is called "Hand to Gland Combat".
