Never marry a woman with big hands. It will make your dick look smaller.
Both my wife and I are sterile. Is there any possibility that we will pass this on to our children?
Why isn't Gold Spot relaunched as 'G Spot'.
Women are like parking spots. You only need them for a couple of hours.
Cry for cuts and stitches not for bastard and bitches.
Man with one foot on 'yesterday' and one foot on 'tomorrow' will end up pissing on 'today'.
I bumped into my ex today. Then I reversed my car and hit that bitch again.
Cashiers are always checking out people.
A feminist who flies upside down has crack up.
A prostitute who likes bondage is usually strapped for cash.
