The worst thing about oral sex is the view.
The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
A good woman will do 70 chores around the house. Cooking and 69.
Hard work is the keyhole to sexaphone.
Homosexuals don't play chess because they don't want to sacrifice a Queen.
One who farts in church sits in one's own pew.
"Artificial Insemination" is procreation without recreation.
Men have more hair on chest than woman but women have more on the hole.
Being a "good listener" just means you're can wait a little longer for some pussy.
Men are like cement. After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.
