Pubic hair is just organic dental floss.
Will small children have as much fun in infancy as couples do in adultery?
Don't drink and park - accidents cause people.
To reuse a condom, turn it inside out and shake the f*ck out of it.
Men screw with dicks; women screw with minds.
Just because men have one, doesn't mean they have to be one.
Pregnant mare often guilty of horsing around.
Man with five dicks will have pants that fit like a glove.
Feminism: Bra-less women trying to play hymns without an organ.
A penis has a hole in the end so men can be open-minded.
