It take many nails to build a crib but only one screw to fill it.
One who scratches ass should not bite finger nails.
Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bed spring.
Husbands are like fires; they go out when left unattended.
100% reliable contraception is inconceivable.
Crack found in man's buttocks.
Naked one who lies in a wheat field, is in risk of being reaped.
Virginity like a bubble, one prick all gone.
Beauty is only a light switch away.
A woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tyres or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
